Title: our hearts were jagged stones in our fists
Rating: R
Pairing: River/Doctor
Wordcount: 4,308
Summary: Twelve thousand years away and across time and space, and still flirting, judging by the wink she shot at the camera. As frustrating as she was, he had to admire his own taste - because he’d not met anyone quite like her before. She irritated and ( Read more... )

Title: Lately It’s Hard to Keep the Hinges on with All the Noise
Rating: R
Spoilers: Through Epiphanies
Summary: Go ahead. Open that drawer for the fifteenth time. Maybe this time it’ll magically hold your vibrator.

A/N: For multicolour, who got a request in at the end, and wanted something early, happy, and cancer-free. This… hopefully fits some of that. ( Read more... )